I won't feel dirty and buy into their misery...

mood: uncomfortable

Um... Hello? Weird people on the internet here? Can anyone tell me how I woke up in a strange place with an evil-looking chao, another, less evil-looking chao, and a pint-sized Shadow staring at me expectantly? Which is another thing I'd like answered: why is Shadow so tiny all of a sudden and why does he think we're on a road trip with Sonic and Knuckles to avoid GUN? Isn't GUN supposed to protect people? Sure, they were a little mixed-up before, but that's all worked out now.

If any of you can help a girl out here, I'd really appreciate it! I'll even make you a cake if you're really helpful. =(

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mood: mischievous

*Amy and the Shadow sit on the couch. The former is going over some notes for a story; the other trying to look stoic in the face of the dark blue chao clinging to him. A Dark chao with pointy teeth tries to sneak off-screen. Amy speaks without even looking up from her notes*

Bitey-chan, you better leave that lizard alone.

*Bitey-chan pouts and heads off in another direction. Amy's eyes shift to the hedgehog at the other end of the couch, then to her notes, then back to Shadow, who is now occupied with setting the dark blue chao on the floor. An evil grin forms on her face, then suddenly, she lunges towards him and...*

Tickle, tickle, tickle~!

*... tickles the unsuspecting hedgehog! A rare laugh is drawn from him as he tries to squirm away from her*

Ahahaha--Stop it! Hee hee, I MEAN IT, STOP~~!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, SO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, MUFFIN! *laughs*

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mood: okay

FREE CHAO EGGS TO GOOD HOME

INTERESTED PARTIES PLEASE CONTACT AMY ROSE, ROOM 1003

Note: Ms. Rose does not take any responsibility if said chao turn out to be evil

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mood: aggravated

*CRASH!*

TARGET SIGHTED. ACQUIRING...

sdklfhl;dkfhdklhYOU AGAIN! I thought you got junked! THREE TIMES, EVEN!

DO NOT RESIST, OR YOU WILL BE TERMINA--

*WHAM*CRUNCH*MANGLE*WHAMWHAMWHAM*

I was going to be what now?

>... dAisY, daIsy, TeLl mE yoUr aNsweR dO...

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mood: sleepy

fl;dkfhskdlfhlsfejjxfdnhjdf VCITOEY I SMIEN!! TUOCH TEH TOUCH IST HE MOS BRILIAINT NOVLE EVAR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dsj/lhf

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mood: blank

*video click on the the library, which is much dustier than the regular visitors there might remember it. The pink hedgehog looks for a book on one of the shelves as a rather generic-looking ghost sneaks up behind her, a malevolent smile plastered on its face*

Hm?

*somehow sensing its presence, she looks behind her. Embarrassed, the ghost covers its face with the little bulges that serve as its hands. The pink hedgehog sighs and holds a hand over her face*

I was wondering when one of these would show up... You want something to blush at, little guy?

*turns back around to get a thin paperback, then flips to a page. The ghost looms closer until she turns back around with the open book. The ghost then hides his face again*

If just looking at you makes you go all shy, this will make your head explode from blushing.

*holds the book up so it can see. The ghost peeks at it, turns a bright, neon pink, and flees the scene. Satisfied, she closes the book, sets it on the desk near the computer, and resumes her search. The now-visible title of the book? Naughty Tentacles A-Go-Go!*

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mood: curious

( Private to Primey!Sonic//Hackable )

So... Sally, right? You take a look at the book yet? If you liked what you read, I can put you on the mailing list and send more when I finish up new material.

((Since the dressing room post is now canon, Amy had to say SOMETHING. \D))

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mood: plotting

*furious typing and mellow, jazzy music that sounds like it escaped from a cheesy porn flick fills the room. The hedgehog is heard mumbling about something...*

... trailed down his chest in a feather-light caress... Nn, no, no, that's no good... *clackclackclack*

*The chair creaks as she leans back in it*

Argh, I wish my editor was here! Or even my cupcake; he has a good eye for good and bad prose too...

*Loooooooong pause*

... but there are versions of him here... The little guy's right out, but...

*giggles, then types some more~*

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mood: sleepy

*suddenly, there's a very nice view of a certain room of a certain female hedgehog. The pink hedgehog in question is sprawled out on the bed, unmoving aside from the subtle rise and fall of her chest from her breathing*

... but i couldn't eat anymore cupcakes, kuwabara...

*she shifts in her sleep and clutches a pillow. My, but it'd be a shame to wake her up, now wouldn't it~?*

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mood: cheerful

Birthday party for Chii at 7:30 in the common room! We have cake and at least one musician in the room; more musicians are welcome~ No dress code; just come as you are!

((BEWARE: The common room is decorated with PINK EVERYWHERE and Orihime made the cake. A very special Gundam-shaped cake.))

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mood: nostalgic

*The video clicks onto a lovely view of the beach at night. Amy steps into, setting a Roman Candle some distance away. She lights the fuse and hurries away back towards the computer, where she adjusts the screen to best capture the fireworks*

*She repeats this several times, not saying a word as the fireworks light up the night sky*

*Finally, she speaks softly, computer barely picking up her voice*

Happy Independence Day, cupcake. Hope I did all right without you.

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mood: annoyed

Hi. Um... does anyone here know how to break enchantments? My belongings are still bespelled from my time as a magic girl, and, while it was fun for the first, oh, hour or so, this is starting to get ridiculous.

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mood: curious

Mou... So much strange activity in the Wonderland lately! Is Realm trying to tell me something? Or is something wrong back there and it's leaking into this world? I'll have to investigate this further...

Chii-chan! Under the circumstances, I think we should step up your lessons. Do you think you're up to it, sweetie?

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mood: aggravated

... all right. Going home for a year? Great! Coming back here a few hours here-time after leaving? Tolerable. BUT!

MILES. JET. WHY DID NEITHER OF YOU TELL ME SONIC WAS FUCKING CRAZY AT MY POINT IN THE TIMELINE?! I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO STOP IT, YOU MORONS!

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mood: melancholy

*click on to the pink hedgehog facing away on the bed. She's sewing something, giving glimpses of needle and thread as she works*

*makes a soft sound and bites the thread to trim it. She turns halfway towards the laptop and holds up a small, sad-looking, lop-sided red and black doll with a splash of white on its chest, studying it intently for a moment*

*draws it to her chest, flops back on the bed, and hugs the doll tightly*

Miss you, cupcake...

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mood: curious

... wow. With so many people being turned into humans, I feel really short right now. How many of us didn't change this time around?

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mood: secretly seething

Chii, sweetie? Don't mind what that mean girl told you. Come see mommy, and she'll make you up like a real princess, OK?

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mood: amused

*the pink hedgehog strolls out of the bathroom in a simple red nightshirt. The song Hakuna Matata plays on the computer. She sings along to parts and dances, although she sings some very DIFFERENT lyrics...*

( Vagina dentata.../ What a wonderful phrase! )

*giggles* Oh, that'll never stop being funny. I wish I had been able to teach the full semester~

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mood: cheerful

Well, this is certainly going to be fun. Got a cute little flaily student teacher to assist me and several new students who need to play catch-up. I think I'll use THE PICTURE on Monday~

To all the new students, I'm Ms. Rose, and I'll be teaching creative writing and health. And guess what? You've just lucked out and arrived just when we were hitting the sex-ed segment of the course. Remember, if you do something stupid after everything I teach you, you get the mallet~

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mood: bored

Argh, this place! How can a place that's so full of story gold be so dull?! I almost wish some of the weird things they say go on here would happen, so I wouldn't be bored out of my mind anymore!

Maybe I should take some requests to keep myself busy... Anyone have any ideas~?

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